H's Theories

"Why does N have to have a bicycle anyway? She doesn't even use it!"

H barged in through the front door all riled up. I was sitting with N, while she recited her surah to me. A few minutes before I heard angry muttering outside.

"What happened?" I asked him.

"N's bike attacked mine!"

"What?"

"Her bike attacked my bike, and then my bike attacked S's, and I can't get it out!"

Oh no. I understand perfectly what had happened. It brought me back to the scene where the chair 'scratched' him, and that his insistence that the chair was alive was proven true. Here we go again.

Another time in the same day:

"I think they don't want us to do reciter.org, and that's why it always doesn't work," he said upon coming in the door.

"Who? What?" I asked. This boy always has something to say.

"The non Muslims. They don't want us to get reciter.org because they want us to be non Muslims."

Far fetched? I don't know. What led this six year old to think of that, I wonder. He was playing outside, had left memorizing for quite a number of hours, and suddenly, the first thing he says when he comes in through the door is a conspiracy theory?